Friday, August 29, 2014

Education 101

Summer is almost over, not the actual equinox version of summer but the mental version that we carry around from our childhood days. The kids are back in school in most places. In more northern areas school won’t start until after Labor Day. That’s the way it was when I was grinding through grades K through 12. Teachers, administrators and other academic types are back at their jobs full time. School buses are rolling, morning and evening. Before you know it it’ll be time for Thanksgiving break.

It’s always interesting to me how every new school year is so, well, new.  You would think that a school year was never started in the past. From top administrators down to the dear lunch room staff there is a completely addled attitude. Bus routes need to be re-learned. Schedules and room assignments are jumbled and kids are standing around bewildered. Of course the students seem no more bewildered than the principals and teachers who run helter-skelter trying to fix computer foul-ups and other conflicts. With all the pre-school-year orientations and in-service workshops don’t you think there could have been a little more attention given to basic things? But no, those sessions are spent talking about the psychology of success, or inspiring students and peers, or eliminating bullying, or the proper method of completing federally mandated paperwork. A simple run through of bus routes and daily schedules might alleviate most of the opening day problems.

We throw a ton of money at our schools. We want them to be the best. We want our children to get a good start in life and we want them to learn enough to move on to higher education or to a decent job in the work force. There are thousands of good, dedicated teachers who are committed to the task of passing knowledge on to the little empty-heads sitting in the classrooms. There are layers upon layers of administrators above those beleaguered teachers, equally committed to making the task of teaching a bureaucratic nightmare. And of course above those administrators are the members of school boards, various departments of state governments, and the far reaching arms of the federal educational bureaucracy, not to mention well-meaning but foolish politicians. It’s not hard to figure out that a very big piece of the taxpayers’ contribution to the system goes to maintaining the system, and a relatively small piece gets doled out at the proper end of the chain of command.

So the money for the kids and teachers is hijacked. Then the states and “feds” pile bureaucratic baloney on to the teachers, local school officials, school nurses, and even the lunch room staff.  All kinds of “mandates” must be met if some federal or state funding is to reach the individual schools. And then there are the requirements for the “Common Core” initiative which is an unholy alliance between the federal educational bureaucracy and certain corporate entities. In the end we’re lucky if a kid can read, write and do simple math after thirteen years in the system. Actually many of them can’t. So off they go to a two year college to take remedial reading, writing and arithmetic so that they can then take some dumbed down college courses. What a cycle of delusion and despair.

Of course there are some children who will learn stuff in spite of the system.  Lots of kids are curious and if given a little direction and a little more attention they’ll find a way to suck up some education. But many youngsters, after running up against the limitations brought about by the stifling system, give up. They coast along, getting bumped up year after year, and eventually graduate totally unprepared for work or life outside their childhood homes.

What a pessimist I am.  I started out thinking about the pleasures of a new school year and I ended up depressing myself by thinking about the thousands and thousands of kids who won’t have the chance to truly succeed in our current educational system. If you've read all this way you may be depressed as well. So maybe I can come up with a little encouragement. Okay. If you’re a parent pay attention to your kids’ schools, be a watchdog, make sure your kid gets some teachers who still have the heart for teaching, and be an advocate for less bureaucracy and more real education.  If you don’t have kids in school don’t ignore the problems that I've mentioned. You are probably a taxpayer so it’s your money that is feeding the system. Pay attention. Don’t put dummies on the school boards. Don’t expect money to solve all of the problems. Resist elected officials and bureaucrats who encourage wasteful spending. Remember that a new school building does not guarantee any improvement in education. I’d rather see some way of raising the compensation of good teachers than building a new monument to some overpaid superintendent of schools.


Okay. I’m done now. Think about this stuff. It’s important. Now have a fine day.